Lebron James Hairline
Lebron James hairline is horrible. He needs to man up and shave it off already! Every year he gets more and more bald. One of these days hes gonna end up looking like a cue ball. Lebron James is a NBA superstar, one of the greatest players of all time but that does not stop him from having one of the worst hairlines of all time! Michael Jordan started shaving his head right when he started going bald. Lebron James hairline is already past the stage of shaving it off but he will not shave his head for some reason. He wears a headband during games, while sleeping, in the shower, and while getting a haircut. Not only does Lebron wear a headband all the time but he wears one that is four times the regulation size. After his hairline was disappearing more and more each year, Lebron couldn’t find any stores selling huge headbands that would cover his shame. “If I don’t have my headband I can’t play” Lebron told his manager. Lebron’s manager found a sweat shop in China that was would make headbands big enough to cover Lebron James hairline. Each headband takes three days to make using twelve Chinese men.
Lebron was drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers with the number 1 pick in the 2003 NBA Draft. Ever since Lebron started playing high school basketball everyone knew he would be a superstar in the NBA. But no one suspected that Lebron James hairline would be such a scrub. Lebron makes so much money a year from his NBA contract and even more from his sponsorships. You would think he would have had a team of scientists working day and night to find a cure to fix Lebron James hairline and balding.